Election Results - 2026 Q1

ELECTION RESULTS - 2026 Q1

As of December 12, 2025 II at 19:00 EST, the following election results are officially released and will take effect on January 1, 2026 II at 0:00 EST.

Forms response chart. Question title: Choose your preferred candidate(s) for President and Vice President.. Number of responses: 12 responses.

Aiden Jacob (running mate Joseph Zientara) won the Presidency with 33.3% of the vote. Runners up were Jack Walker (running mate Zero the dog) and Peanut at 25% of the vote each.

Forms response chart. Question title: Choose your preferred candidate(s) for Member of Congress.. Number of responses: 12 responses.

Faith Sedicum won a seat in Congress with 75% of the vote. Avery Hill-Richards also won a seat in Congress with 33.3% of the vote. Peanut is not a citizen of the United Friends of America, but recieved 8.3% of the vote nonetheless.

Forms response chart. Question title: Choose our preferred candidate(s) for Secretary of State. Number of responses: 12 responses.

Auden Watts won the race for Secretary of State with 50% of the vote.




A Message from the Secretary of State

Democracy has once again prevailed in the United Friends of America. Another free and fair election took place, one that was unfortunately marred by voter fraud but was quickly rectified by the efforts of our government officials.

The results of the election have been finalized. The candidates in bold above will be team that leads our great nation through the winter. However, an election is not where the story ends. I encourage all citizens to continue to vote, run for office, and stay informed. Remember that the UFA's government is your government and that government officials only maintain their power so long as the people permit them to do so. Always stay vigilant, curious, creative and safe.

In addition, the government does not have nearly enough people. If you would like to serve as an appointed Member of Congress in 2026 or as a Communications Specialist, please contact us at government.ufa@gmail.com.

One last thing — democracy will prevail. Don't forget it.

- Auden Watts, Secretary of State

Comments

  1. I am very glad that the people of UFA were able to come together and vote in a democracy once again. I can't wait for to the new term!

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  2. uwumuffin6741₊✩‧₊˚౨ৎ˚₊✩‧₊Friday, December 19, 2025 at 2:16:00 PM EST

    I like muffins :)

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    1. SixSeven414141MemelordXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX---000000--00000Friday, December 19, 2025 at 2:27:00 PM EST

      muffins are NOT tuff lil bro 😭

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    2. uwumuffin6741₊✩‧₊˚౨ৎ˚₊✩‧₊Friday, December 19, 2025 at 2:29:00 PM EST

      Actuallie YOUR not tuff >:)

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    3. so u hate cupcakes?? :^^ very problematic..

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    4. uwumuffin6741₊✩‧₊˚౨ৎ˚₊✩‧₊Friday, December 19, 2025 at 2:32:00 PM EST

      no, I think cupcakes are good, but muffies are WAYY better.

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    5. what are you guys even talking about ??

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    6. Why you support Kyrgyzstan? USA is much better because we have burgers?

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    7. uwumuffin6741₊✩‧₊˚౨ৎ˚₊✩‧₊Friday, December 19, 2025 at 2:36:00 PM EST

      yes but muffins are better than burgers soo yeah

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    8. and donuts are better than both! SMH..muffins are dry and bland just like burgers.

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    9. Guys, this is an article about the Americonian election results. Why are you arguing about food instead of celebrating this victory for our democracy? Let us all be glad that our system of electoral democracy has not fallen to tyranny?

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    10. Your "democracy" is not that good. You have less democracy than AMERICA, the land of the free.

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    11. American democracy actually has some problems too, believe it or not. The UFA is not about building a perfect society, but the freest one that we can achieve and most importantly, having fun.

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    12. America has a bigger economy, more military strength, more representatives, more population, more democracy, better space program, better foreign relations, better food, and most importantly, more FREEDOM!!

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    13. The US does not have better food. Croutons and soy sauce and Pilk are peak.

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    14. Yes, also the UFA has relations with Kyrgyzstan, the best country.

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    15. uwumuffin6741₊✩‧₊˚౨ৎ˚₊✩‧₊Friday, December 19, 2025 at 3:06:00 PM EST

      Why did this become a political conversation? We are literally talking about muffins and cupquakes lol>;)

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    16. It's almost like this is ab article about polkitics

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    17. SixSeven414141MemelordXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX---000000--00000Friday, December 19, 2025 at 3:10:00 PM EST

      I leave my computer alone for less than an hour lmaooooooooooooo :)#(# What bro is yapping about lololololol xd

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    18. These conversations are what makes the UFA great.

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