ELECTION RESULTS - 2026 Q1
As of December 12, 2025 II at 19:00 EST, the following election results are officially released and will take effect on January 1, 2026 II at 0:00 EST.

Aiden Jacob (running mate Joseph Zientara) won the Presidency with 33.3% of the vote. Runners up were Jack Walker (running mate Zero the dog) and Peanut at 25% of the vote each.

Faith Sedicum won a seat in Congress with 75% of the vote. Avery Hill-Richards also won a seat in Congress with 33.3% of the vote. Peanut is not a citizen of the United Friends of America, but recieved 8.3% of the vote nonetheless.

Auden Watts won the race for Secretary of State with 50% of the vote.
A Message from the Secretary of State
Democracy has once again prevailed in the United Friends of America. Another free and fair election took place, one that was unfortunately marred by
voter fraud but was quickly rectified by the efforts of our government officials.
The results of the election have been finalized. The candidates in bold above will be team that leads our great nation through the winter. However, an election is not where the story ends. I encourage all citizens to continue to vote, run for office, and stay informed. Remember that the UFA's government is your government and that government officials only maintain their power so long as the people permit them to do so. Always stay vigilant, curious, creative and safe.
One last thing — democracy will prevail. Don't forget it.
- Auden Watts, Secretary of State
I am very glad that the people of UFA were able to come together and vote in a democracy once again. I can't wait for to the new term!
ReplyDeleteIf only Peanut had won
DeleteOMG RAWR
DeleteI like muffins :)
ReplyDeletemuffins are NOT tuff lil bro 😭
DeleteActuallie YOUR not tuff >:)
Deleteso u hate cupcakes?? :^^ very problematic..
Deleteno, I think cupcakes are good, but muffies are WAYY better.
Deletewhat are you guys even talking about ??
DeleteWhy you support Kyrgyzstan? USA is much better because we have burgers?
Deleteyes but muffins are better than burgers soo yeah
Deleteand donuts are better than both! SMH..muffins are dry and bland just like burgers.
DeleteGuys, this is an article about the Americonian election results. Why are you arguing about food instead of celebrating this victory for our democracy? Let us all be glad that our system of electoral democracy has not fallen to tyranny?
DeleteI AM ITALIAN
DeleteYour "democracy" is not that good. You have less democracy than AMERICA, the land of the free.
DeleteFOR NOW
DeleteAmerican democracy actually has some problems too, believe it or not. The UFA is not about building a perfect society, but the freest one that we can achieve and most importantly, having fun.
DeleteAmerica has a bigger economy, more military strength, more representatives, more population, more democracy, better space program, better foreign relations, better food, and most importantly, more FREEDOM!!
DeleteThe US does not have better food. Croutons and soy sauce and Pilk are peak.
DeleteOMG RAWR
DeleteYes, also the UFA has relations with Kyrgyzstan, the best country.
DeleteWhy did this become a political conversation? We are literally talking about muffins and cupquakes lol>;)
DeleteIt's almost like this is ab article about polkitics
DeleteI leave my computer alone for less than an hour lmaooooooooooooo :)#(# What bro is yapping about lololololol xd
Deletesix seven lol
Delete🕤
DeleteThese conversations are what makes the UFA great.
DeleteI AM ITALIAN
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