Subsequent squirrel sighting occurs

ALLENTOWN — A squirrel has been spotted once again at the residence of Auden Watts, the UFA's Secretary of State.

DEMOCRACY! News is unable to ascertain whether this is the same squirrel that was previously detected or a different one.

The squirrel on Watts's rooftop.

The State Department has not commented on the incident. It is unlikely that this relatively minor scandal will lead to further escalation.