First Italian Americonian visits Unami Creek Park, discovers frozen water

UNAMI CREEK — Galileo Townsend has become the first known Italian Americonian to visit Unami Creek Park.

According to a classified report, Townsend went to the park while visiting friends. He also discovered frozen water (ice) in the park. This is the first time that naturally occuring ice was found on the park grounds. He did not visit the site of the infamous battle with the Nico Party, so we still do not know if water can freeze in that area or if the power of democracy has created a region of permanent warmth.

Notably, Galileo Townsend is not merely Italian, but also American, Jamaican, Americonian, and a little bit Indian.