What to Expect from DEMOCRACY! News

By: A. Jacob

Recently, DEMOCRACY! News has been slow not only releasing weekly news, but releasing any news at all. However, that is to change.

What to Expect:

1. Weekly news.

- DEMOCRACY! News has brought on two new reporters! This should allow an article or update to be released weekly.

2. Great news!

 - Just as always, news will still be great! Everything is great about our nation! Democracy? Great! Friends? Great! A geep??? GREAT!

 3. The Unexpected

- DEMOCRACY! News would just like to remind citizens to be safe, be vigilant, and be neighbors. If any issues arise, find a neighbor who can help!

So Who Are These New Reporters?

The new reporters are citizens who were appointed by COPWCAUFAAKALAHIW.

(Council of People Who Care About the United Friends of America and Also Know A Lot About How It Works)

Piece by Auden Watts.