The Nico Party: Are They Still Around?

By A. Jacob

The Nico Party, once the most infamous organization in Americonian history, officially dissolved on February 2, 2025. Yet despite its fall, rumors of its survival continue to ripple through the UFA community.

Recently, DEMOCRACY! News revisited one of our own old posts—“The True Story of the Nico Party”—and discovered a disturbing comment thread. An anonymous commenter declared in all caps: “THIS IS A LIE! THE NICO PARTY WILL BE BACK WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT!” Another citizen quickly replied with “Liar,” while UFA citizen Geep Letterman weighed in weeks later, firmly stating: “The Nico Party will not and should not rise again.”

These exchanges revive an old question: has the Nico Party truly vanished, or do remnants of its ideology still linger in the shadows?

As some may recall, the Nico Party emerged from the Americonian Mafia in early 2024. Led by Gabe Shelly, the Party quickly built a reputation for insubordination, deception, and hostility toward the UFA. Their cryptic slogan—“We are in your walls”—remains one of the most unsettling rallying cries in Americonian memory.

The Party reached its zenith on June 5, 2024, when Shelly and his followers declared war on the United Friends of America. The confrontation culminated in the Battle of Unami Creek, a brutal splash fight that confirmed the Party’s place in history. Although the UFA won, the Nico Party survived long enough to rig the following day’s election, placing Karina in the presidency under fraudulent pretenses. From there, the group declined in visibility until its final dissolution.

Now, the question arises: are we witnessing the stirrings of a revival, or the last bitter remark of nostalgia from a defeated movement?

At present, there is no evidence to suggest that the Nico Party exists as an organized body. No splinter groups have claimed responsibility for actions under its name, and no credible intelligence has surfaced of coordination among its former members. What remains, instead, are simply whispers.

Still, the warning of the past article rings true: “The Nico Party is not within our walls, but its adherents may be within our nation, your governate, or your company.” Education, vigilance, and unity remain our strongest safeguards against ideology that thrives on fear and division.

For now, the Nico Party belongs to history books, not ballots. But if the anonymous threats are to be believed, we the peeps, as Americonian citizens, will stand united—together.

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