Weekly Update - New President, New Governate!

by Auden Watts

Governate of West Florida

An act of Congress established the Governate of West Florida, whose territory is defined as comprising the area of the U.S. state of Florida within the UTC-6 time zone. Currently, the governate has seven citizens, all of whom reside within the territory. The establishment of this governate marks another step in the expansion of the UFA across continental North America and the spread of Americonian democracy to citizens far and wide.

Jack Walker Inaugurated President

UFA President Jack R. Walker was inaugurated on Tuesday, April 1, 2025. Since the inauguration, he has declared two holidays, National Awareness Day and National Unawareness Day. He also appointed Nicholas W. as Head of Transportation.

Americonian Task Managers

The United Friends of America is now employing Americonian Task Managers (ATMs), citizens who perform tasks for the UFA government for tokens. The starting salary is 75⍼/month, but dedicated employees can expect a substantial raise. Contact the UFA government at unitedfriendsofamerica28@gmail.com to apply.

News

• Most citizens reading this article did not notice that the section regarding Americonian Task Managers is identical to the one published two weeks ago.

Photo of the Week

A proposed flag of the Governate of West Florida.

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