Equality Party Launches Presidential Campaign

 by Auden Watts

Jack Walker has announced his presidential campaign, along with his vice presidential running mate lily suero. They have founded a new political party, the Equality Party.

Mr. Walker is the current Territorial Premier of Unami Creek, as appointed by the President. He has previously advocated against communism, to the point of disrupting national meetings to talk about "the commies". Currently, he advocates for an end to political oppression. He has proposed giving the Americonian popular vote two seats in Congress and one on the Supreme Court.

Since he is serving in a position of government, he is legally allowed to run for President. At this point, it is unclear what his election chances are. His only other opponent is Galileo Townsend, whose running mate is Faith Sedicum.

The new Equality Party which he founded advocates for the policies described above, and appears to only have two members. The Equality Party appears to be an earnest attempt to build a political movement, unlike other parties in the past, such as the Matteo Party, which was more of a "meme" than a serious political operation. Its flag is pictured below, and it uses a raven as a symbol.